Blog Number One..

I'm a poor, small-town boy with big dreams. I'm kinda funny, kinda smart, kinda goofy, kinda everything. I have a dream! (I know, Martin Luther King, Jr..you gosh-darn time traveler..you stole that!) I want to be famous. I have plans. This is my blog.

Step One --> I'm going to put some photos up in my blog, here. My friend has a camera, we'll set up three or four sets of photos. I might put up personal photos, too..if I'm bored enough.

Step Two --> Making a famous YouTube video. I'm talking 1,000,001+ hits. Ideas? Hit me up. I'm going to start a YouTube account, after I post this.

Step Three --> Make a film. My friends and I have always talked about this. I'm going to make sure, we enter it in a couple film contests..Hopefully, we'll win..and I'll get some recognition.

Step Four --> HOLLYWOOD! SNL, MadTV, Comedy Central, Reality Show, Adult Swim, Nickelodeon, Disney..I don't care..I just want to be famous. Heck, I'll date Miley Cyrus..if it'll get me enough press. (I know..if I do become famous, this line will bite me in the backside.)

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So, minus the startup..and the getting famous, I'll try to post on here, at minimum..once a week.

Today is Thursday..It's Karaoke Day. I CAN'T sing. Notice how I stressed the word, CAN'T. It's not that I won't, because I will..and I do..and people jeer..But I like talking in front of people. It doesn't bug me at all. I know some people are freaked out by it, but it's like second nature to me. Sure, I get a little nervous sometimes, but I don't let it get to me. Today..I think I'm going with this list..

Brain Stew -- Green Day
Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana
Dear Prudence - The Beatles
Girl All The Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup

Again, I remind you..I SUCK something awful at singing.

So, next on to YouTube..I'm going to try to name the account Bound5Hollywood..you know..I want it so bad, I'm not Bound4Hollywood, I'm Bound5Hollywood..yea? What? No? Really? I thought it was funny..